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Ok guys, for all you people that like THING THING-3 as much as I do, some tips and info.
GUNS:
Dual MAC-10 complete stage 4, objective 4 (get through level)
Intratec AB-10 complete stage 1, objective 1 (get through level)
HK G36 complete stage 2, objective 2 (get through level. note: run to the third tower the thin one, jump up to the right on the second platform to get keycard.
Dual Walther P-99 complete stage 3, objective 3 (beat boss)
SV Infinity 1911 default pistol.
Striker-12 - complete stage 5, objective 5 (get through level). crappy gun...
Desert Eagle complete stage 6, objective 6 kill boss
Dual Beretta 92FS- hidden gun, stage 1 get on top of the first grey building, then run across, jumping across the grey buildings. there should be a brown building on supports, jump onto the platform at the base of the building, run across, jump on top of the greyish building, then run across.
Socom MK-23 hidden gun, stage 2 go to the first grey tower, jump up to the right on the 3rd platform, there should be a platform right above your head. run across.
Benelli M4 - hidden gun, stage 4 go almost to the end of the stage, there should be a greyish storage tank. go to the left of that and jump all the way down to the bottom. run to your left, till you get to crates. jump onto the crates, then jump up onto that platform to your left. then get on top of the other crates to jump up.
Famas - hidden gun, stage 5, from the very start of the level go as far right as you can, go up the stairs and drop down. then run to your left. This would be to your liking, this rifle has a high rate of fire..... your mainstay gun if you don't have the M249 or the XM-435
Dual HK USP complete stage 1, objective 7 kill 150+ enemies, finish level.
Steyer TMP complete stage 2, objective 8 kill 175+ enemies, get through level.
FN M249 SAW - complete stage 3, objective 9 ,kill 50+ enemies and boss. this is very rewarding... When you get this gun, you'll love it so much, you won't care if you see a hot chick pleasuring herself........the technique is to jump around like hell..... do in this level what you would do if ever your cock was soaked in nitroglycerin and set aflame......
Dual XM-435 SuperMag-finish stage 6, objective 12 kill 75+ enemies and boss. This is the best gun you can get..... It has 9mm rounds(the standard pistol rounds) but with the damage of a titanium pipe hitting your balls...... It even creates smoke where the rounds hit when you fire.
Dual IMI Micro Uzi - kill 250+ enemies, get through level 5......
FN FAL - complete stage 4, objective 10 kill 190+ enemies, get through level.
HK MP5K - kill 100+ STINKY BASTARDS in STINKY BEAN SURVIVAL... Stinky beans suck ass!
Dual Glock 18 - kill 100+ zombies in ZOMBIE SURVIVAL. Technique is to have an SG(shotgun) and fire and fire, jumping around would be bad coz the zombies have high hitpoints.... suggest to stick yourself against the wall.... or do your own thing.....
Pancor Jackhammer -kill 45 enemies in SUPER SURVIVAL. The technique is to keep on jumping. In simple words, be an annoying prick, go nutso on the field, just jump like hell and keep those guns blazin......
